The Simpsons 400th episode and season finale is coming up this Sunday, May 20th. To conclude their 18th Season, the episode will be cenetered around 24. It shall be called "24 minutes" and Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub will be playing Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian. CTU will be located inside Springfield Elementary School, but instead it will be called "Counter Truancy Unit." Hope you tune in, because the next night, May 21st will be the two-hour season finale of 24. Yes this season of 24 has sucked, but watch anyways because the producers have promised something huge and plus they are going to be changing 24 alot for next season, so these last two episodes will be setting it up.

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Hugh Grant, who is notable for starring in such chick-flicks as Notting Hill and Mickey Blue Eyes has recently been arrested for assaulting paparazzi Tuesday morning. The assault consisted of a thorough kicking of a reporter and the hurling of baked beans(presumably leftovers because of the tupperware container). Photographer Ian Whitaker was snapping shots in Chelsea primarily of Grant's ex-girlfriend, Liz Hurley, whom lives on the same street. Later that morning he found the actor going to his car when he asked Grant to 'give us a smile.' At that, the actor began his enraged (and awesome!) attack upon the unsuspecting paparazzi.

So what does this clash with paparazzi tell us about Grant. It proves that he is cooler than we previously thought- mostly because out of all the things he could've chosen to throw, he picked baked beans! To gage just how cool he currently is, I have scientifically produced a rating system.

Examine:

This system is based on a ratings scale from 1(not cool) to 10(super awesome).

Hugh Grant:

-starred in box office chick flicks: -1

-dated Liz Hurly: + 9

-arrested for soliciting prostitue Divine Brown: -7

-Divine Brown may have been a man: -10

-assaulted photographer with baked beans: +10

That puts Hugh Grant at a score of 1, being uncool. However, if he continues to throw more baked beans on rampages, he could easily score a 10 one day.

The recent death of Captain America has created a storm across the internet, so I figured I would save you all the hassle of reading it yourselves and send you to the best of coverage of the passing of this great albeit fictional(people are really serious about this stuff) hero.

Here is a serious academic paper about political and social undermining of America via Captain America.

Here is a link to the "news" article of Bush rushing home for Captain America's funeral.

Speaking of President Bush here is a link explaining how Captain America's death is his fault.(yeah I told you people are taking this a bit too seriously)

Here is an ABC News article which says pretty much the same thing.

and lastly but perhaps most importantly fear not the Shield of Captain America is being carried on by STEPHEN COLBERT watch the video HERE

Oh Yeah one more here is captain America taking on Hitler whooping some fascist ass

It is a time when the world is infertile and chaos rules the land. The year is 2027 and the youngest person in the world is 18 years old. Inexplicably, this is the last generation on earth. The world is in disary and the only country left standing is England. Rebels accross the planet have destroyed all the governments, and others are trying to destroy England. There is no more hope. Or is there? One girl is pregnant. This movie is amazing. It is unlike any movie format in recent years. You have to go see this movie. It stars Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, and Michael Caine. Click here for the trailer.

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The seveneth book and final installment in the Harry Potter series has been titled. JK Rowling revealed the title to be Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows. Rowling also revealed that two characters will die. Fans on the net are already speculating as to what 'the deathly hollows' could be. A publication date has not yet been released.

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