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Hugh Grant, who is notable for starring in such chick-flicks as Notting Hill and Mickey Blue Eyes has recently been arrested for assaulting paparazzi Tuesday morning. The assault consisted of a thorough kicking of a reporter and the hurling of baked beans(presumably leftovers because of the tupperware container). Photographer Ian Whitaker was snapping shots in Chelsea primarily of Grant's ex-girlfriend, Liz Hurley, whom lives on the same street. Later that morning he found the actor going to his car when he asked Grant to 'give us a smile.' At that, the actor began his enraged (and awesome!) attack upon the unsuspecting paparazzi.

So what does this clash with paparazzi tell us about Grant. It proves that he is cooler than we previously thought- mostly because out of all the things he could've chosen to throw, he picked baked beans! To gage just how cool he currently is, I have scientifically produced a rating system.

Examine:

This system is based on a ratings scale from 1(not cool) to 10(super awesome).

Hugh Grant:

-starred in box office chick flicks: -1

-dated Liz Hurly: + 9

-arrested for soliciting prostitue Divine Brown: -7

-Divine Brown may have been a man: -10

-assaulted photographer with baked beans: +10

That puts Hugh Grant at a score of 1, being uncool. However, if he continues to throw more baked beans on rampages, he could easily score a 10 one day.