Chuck Norris For President

Submitted by andrew on Fri, 06/15/2007 - 12:02am.

Recently Chuck Norris started writing for World Net Daily and wrote an article titled "If I am elected president," and made some campaign promises certain to get him elected.

 

Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can't vote on anything.

Cut spending by dismissing the Secret Service, at least for my eight years in office (why would I need them?).

Resurrect Bruce Lee and appoint him head of homeland security (OK, the CIA and FBI too).

Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues.

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I like the Bruce Lee legs on

Submitted by jimsarr on Fri, 06/15/2007 - 12:33pm.
I like the Bruce Lee legs on Chuck Norris' body and the incredibly real image of bin Laden's head flying off hahhahahaa

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