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Now Andy Roddick is in very good shape, but not this good. First of all, he is a tennis player. Tennis players don't have arms this ripped or they wouldn't even be able to play. Men's Fitness thought they could fool America, but surely they knew Andy Roddick would notice. In his blog, Roddick claims he certainly doesn't have "22 inch guns" like those on the cover. In fact, besides his head, Andy Roddick is missing on the cover. Men's Fitness stuck his head on another body. Real smooth.

TMZ

Celebrity socialite, Paris Hilton, will now spend 23 days in jail instead of her original 45 day sentence. The sentence came after Hilton was caught driving with a suspended license. In recent weeks, Hilton has pleaded to Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her, at which the former Terminator said he would not involve himself. The decision came after officials at the LA County Sheriff's Dept. reviewed her case files and considered her attendance in court along with her 'credit for good behavior.' Also, during Hilton's stay at the Century Regional Detention Center (a prison for high profile figures),she will be kept separate from fellow inmates because of her 'celebrity status.'

I just want to mention that I hate Paris Hilton- especially now that she shamelessly uses her wealth and status to escape a sentence that the common person would be lucky to get. I don't even want to look at her (and you should not either), so instead I'm putting up a picture of the cool Terminator robot skeleton to accompany this story.